They just got a different tool to use than we do: They kill innocent lives to achieve objectives. That's what they do. And they're good. They get on the TV screens and they get people to ask questions about, well, you know, this, that or the other. I mean, they're able to kind of say to people: Don't come and bother us, because we will kill you. Bush - Joint News Conference with Blair - 28 July '06

Friday, April 21, 2006

The Queen of England is 80 - can't live for ever?

As long as QE2 has the top job it is unlikely that her fawning subjets will see sense and burn down the palace. But the clock ticks. Unfortunately, with the kind of medical care she gets - together with the absence of work or stress - and the top quality organic diet she gorges herself on - it's quite possible that she will live for another 80.

We pray that she does not outlive the Prince of Wales. For PoW is our best hope for a republic.

The next time PoW wants to throw a party for his old mum it would be better that he did it at the weekend. NOT on a Friday night in Kew. It took an hour to drive from Brentford to Kew Bridge tonight. It really pissed us off.

Happy birthday Ma'am, time you thought about dying