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times: Labour has unveiled its secret weapon in the battle against David Cameron's resurgent Conservative Party, a little blue lizard that changes colour to match his political environment.

'Dave the Chameleon' is the star of Labour's party political broadcast for the May 4 local council elections, which is being televised tonight. The broadcast claims that the Tory leader flip-flops between being red, yellow and green - but his real core is blue.

To the soundtrack of the 1983 Culture Club hit Karma Chameleon, the film briefly recounts the life of the Dave, the blue chameleon, who joins a bunch of blue friends in a "little blue party called the Conservatives" then, during a brief career in PR, learns "how to change into any colour he pleased" Read more

db: conversely Blair only has one colour - B L U E