How the Sun may have got its photographs of Saddam
As his driver pulled up to the Kerb Rupert poked a finger deep into Tony's chest, causing him to wince in pain, and through gritted teeth spat the words "if you mess with me I will fuc*ing kill you........... don't mess with me". Tony grinned nervously "alright Rupert, keep your hair on".
As Tony walked back to Downing Street he placed a call to Alistair Campbell "Alright mate, howd'it go?" said Alastair "Brilliant" said Tony "what did you 'ave to give 'im?" "Just some pictures of Saddam on his knees" said Tony "is that bloody all?" "Yea" said Tony "Magic" said Alastair "you're a little fuc*ing miracle worker" "thanks" said Tony.